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Just in case the jokes in your crackers are awful, here’s some more …

Q: What is an ig?
A: An Eskimo house without a loo

Q: What’s orange and smells of carrots?
A: Rabbit sick

Q: What’s yellow and stupid?
A: Thick custard

Q: What do you call a girl with a shrimp on her head?
A: Barbie!

Q: What do you call a donkey with only 3 legs?
A: A wonky donkey

Q: What do you call a donkey with only 3 legs and 1 eye?
A: A winky wonky donkey.

Enough! … Ed
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

4 Comments

  1. What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?Eileen

  2. What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?Eileen

  3. What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg longer than the other?Irene!

  4. What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg longer than the other?Irene!

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